"My WRX makes 368 horsepower."

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 09/02/2018 at 15:48 • Filed to: None

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No it doesn’t and you might be losing some of your 268 with that CVT and Symmetrical AWD. He just had to have more power than me and was trying to impress me with a car I had tried to buy before. DON’T LIE TO ME, BITCH.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:00

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Who dis?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:01

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shiiiiiit motherfucker... my bicycle makes one me power!

and i eat horses

(they tasty)

race ya :p

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:01

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I thought it made more than 260. booooooooooo slow

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:01

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if it has that power it doesnt have head gaskets or ringlands left...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:02

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Sad when a Camry XSE has 301...

E90M3 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:06

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I had a friend with a tuned 2004 WRX wagon. It made 288 at the wheels, slow it was not.

bob and john > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 09/02/2018 at 16:10

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268 is more then 260....

wafflesnfalafel > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:12

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D epends what kinda tune... but if he don’t got no tune then it’s making 268. And the CVT does really suck power - it seems to actively keep the car out of the power band in everyday use ... Our dealer guy got one with the CVT - you probably do get a more consistently better rolling 2-60mph time but man it feels weird with the turbo motor.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/02/2018 at 16:13

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Beak TL has 305 and an AWD system that also gets rave  reviews...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/02/2018 at 16:14

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YOU AGAIN

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > bob and john 09/02/2018 at 16:21

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touche sir

sony1492 > E90M3 09/02/2018 at 16:22

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But it’s wasn’t fast

E90M3 > sony1492 09/02/2018 at 16:24

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I mean, it was pretty quick. He sold it 2 years before I got my M3, so never able to compare the two. 

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > wafflesnfalafel 09/02/2018 at 16:33

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No tune, only mod is that he had to smash a rear window cause he locked the keys in the car.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > E90M3 09/02/2018 at 16:34

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This is stock as can be. It does have Hawaii plates which is neat.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/02/2018 at 16:35

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And it is literally faster than a LaFerrari

Spanfeller is a twat > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/02/2018 at 16:36

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you ate a horse? stop eating in Ikea!

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > bob and john 09/02/2018 at 16:36

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Looks like someone went to “skool” to “learnt” “things?”

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/02/2018 at 16:36

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LET’S GO. TOP GEAR STYLE GAUNTLET, MUSTANG V. BICYCLE.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 09/02/2018 at 16:37

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It has stock power.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 09/02/2018 at 16:37

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Childhood friend who thinks WRX makes him a car guy.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Spanfeller is a twat 09/02/2018 at 16:38

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lol i remember that one .... over here nobody cared as horse was already on the menu

i just buy it in the supermarket

DasWauto > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:41

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Speaking from experience, that is not a cheap piece of glass to smash ($900 CAD from the dealer, which was the only place they could get it when mine got broken).  Probably better off doing one of the door windows.

WilliamsSW > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 16:46

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Yeah but how many stickers bro?

DasWauto > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 09/02/2018 at 16:48

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The FA engines in the 2015+ WRXs don’t have those issues of the old EJs. They’ll have their problems as we get cars reaching higher mileage, I’m sure, but no chronic failures that I’m aware of as yet ( other than the fact that stock tune blows and has awful rev h ang) . Carbon buildup is definitely going to be an issue because DI but the engines apparently seem to be fairly safe when tuned up to about 400 (w?)hp, at which point connecting rods become a limiting factor.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sony1492 09/02/2018 at 16:57

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340-350 crank hp in an AWD 3k-ish lb car isn’t exactly slow. I mean, my GTI makes 220hp(supposedly at the wheels, not crank, oh Germany) and it’s a sub-6 second to 60 car.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > DasWauto 09/02/2018 at 16:57

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It was the rear quarter window which is the worst one of all to smash.

sony1492 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/02/2018 at 17:01

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0-60 is a measure of grip after about 250 crank up.

My point was, that although it is certainly not slow, it's is not fast

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sony1492 09/02/2018 at 17:05

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A WRX has a lot of grip. 

DasWauto > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 17:06

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Oh, I thought you were referring to the rear windscreen, which I’ve had smashed. I imagine that quarter window is probably a bit of a pain to glue in there but likely cheaper than the big back window. 

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > DasWauto 09/02/2018 at 17:42

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It’s actually the same price, I got some quotes.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 17:44

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Dumbass. The last time I locked my keys in my truck, Pop-a-lock charged $35 to open the door. Even $100 is cheaper than new glass.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 18:28

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Hey man: when you use the B-word, you hatin’. Just sayin’. Try to think of something more original. Just a suggestion...

DasWauto > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 18:38

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For that little window? O_O

Guess I’d better not break one of those too. 

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > DasWauto 09/02/2018 at 18:43

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Probably due to the labor, I can't imagine it's easy to get in there and fix that lil piece

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 18:57

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I dunno what makes people lie compulsively about their cars to impress a car enthusiast.

When they were repainting our complex last year, a construction contractor employee (the supervisor, in fact) saw my F355 and said he used to own a Porsche. I asked which one— not to challenge him, mind you, but out of genuine curiosity because I’ve owned a Cayman before .

“Uhh....a Spyder.”

I can smell car BS from a mile away.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > itranthelasttimeiparkedit 09/02/2018 at 19:00

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It’s supposed to be a gateway model.  You want fast WRX, buy the STI and eat the sky-high insurance premiums.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 09/02/2018 at 19:13

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I once owned a Lamborghini Testarossa so I know how it be.

But really, I know more dumb shit about cars than anything else. I had someone tell me their friend had a $120,000 Corvette recently.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 19:28

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Literally

TorqueToYield > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 22:55

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But it’s Stage 3!!....brah...

Josh - the lost soldier > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 09/02/2018 at 23:07

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Devil’s advocate: speech impediment? Maybe meant 268 hp but 368 came out?

Nevertheless, having a enthusiast car doesn’t make one an enthusiast. I had a boss who swore his Carrera S was on par with a GT3 RS. And I know people with beater Civics that possess some of the greatest automotive knowledge.

To be honest, I’m fully  convinced that most people with a BMW M or Mercedes AMG are just in their cars because they're the most expensive. Exposing them for the status-seekers that they are is laughably easy.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 09/03/2018 at 09:22

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derp. i was thinking sti, keep forgetting there is a regular wrx